“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
"I Never Intended All This Madness."
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.
wow this is so clever
literally representation of society
when someone asks what its like to be young these days
what Americans imagine being Australian means
how come chickens don’t have fingers and yet we are eating chicken fingers? what are we really eating? next on unsolved mysteries
Asking the important questions
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
I love this blog