goals in life;
- have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
- be that friend
"I Never Intended All This Madness."
want this moment burned on my eyelids
So many girls saw this. Bless.
All hail the queen.
Let this sink in. She declared herself a feminist in front of a bunch of white women who decided they werent feminists like katy perry and then her husband and child, the things feminists evidently don’t have, wete cheering on and gave her an award
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
Same for the Jerusalem Artichoke.
when you get a dick pic and they hung af
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones
look at these
i feel like i just relived 2008
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.
I love how he knows he’ll be back.
Well after so many times you’d think even he would get the message.
Dean always comes back.